January 11, 2011

Changing My Porn Name

AVN just came to town -- the poor maids. The night of the awards show over at the Palms, I heard a commercial selling last minute tickets. I would never for over the cash to attend, why would pay to see porn stars clothed, when I can see them naked online for free? Anyway, during the ad I heard the best porn name ever, Craving Morehead. I want to trade mine for that. M'mmm k. You know your "porn name", right? It's when you take the name of your childhood pet and combine it with the name of the street you grew up on. Well, I'm trading in Corey El Morro. Corey was a good dog, but from here on out, I'm claiming her name was Craven. And there is Morehead University so why can't I have lived on Morehead Rd or something? No reason that I can see. So, that settles it then. No? Ok. Ok. But you've got to admit it's a great name. If you know of a better one out there, let's have it.

2 comments:

Jay said...

I stole these, but I thought they were funny....both for guys and gals...

Anita Spankin
Dr. Barry McKockiner
Jizzica Simpson
Hung Lo
Harden Long
Dee Kupps
Buster Hymen
Peter Pumper

Kellee said...

Fun!